The one thing this site asks of you

Request a call

There is no brochure. There is no starter package. Nobody is sending you a deck with a mountain on the front. One call, one hour, one person, and most of that hour is him working out whether to tell you no.

This form takes no card and charges you nothing. It writes down that you asked.

  • $100,000A month. Billed to a card.
  • OneClient at a time. The whole business.
  • TwelveSteps. Sea to summit, in order.

Read this before you fill anything in

One client at a time, until the summit.
One. Not one a season, not one a quarter. One, and the engagement runs until that client summits Everest. If it is not you, you wait for the seat, and waiting is not something anybody has asked of you in a decade.
You must be medically cleared.
By a doctor who examined you. Not one who signs what you put in front of him.
You must be past supervised detox.
Past it. Not starting it, not most of the way through it, not doing it on the plane. This is not a detox and it does not stand in for one.
You must be willing to be told no.
By a guide who is thirty-four, who earns less in a season than you spend on dinner, who does not know who you are, and who is right. Above six thousand metres his is the only opinion in the conversation.

If any of that is a problem, do not fill in the form. That is not a sales technique. It saves us both an hour.

Three questions

Your name, one way to reach you, and what you actually want. That is the whole form.

Whatever we should call you on the phone.

An email address or a phone number. One is enough. If it is the assistant's, say so in the last box.

Two lines is plenty. Unsure is fine. Polished is not required.

Your name, the contact detail you leave and what you type go straight to us — by email, and into a private channel only we read. Resend delivers the email and the channel is Slack. The host that runs the site carries it through. Nobody else sees it. If it cannot be delivered, this form says so. No mailing list, no advertiser, no one else, and we store nothing else about you.