The other door

Ask the question first

One person, and he is yours for the run of it. Not a rota, not a team, not whoever is free on Thursday. The twelve steps are what the two of you do; he is who you do them with.

Same engagement as the other door, same price, same one client at a time. This one is for the reader who wants something answered before a card goes anywhere near it.

This form takes no card and charges you nothing. It writes down that you asked.

  • $100,000A month. Billed to a card.
  • One to oneThe same person throughout.
  • OneClient at a time. The whole business.

What this is, and what it is not

It is the same engagement.
Not a smaller version of the other page and not a cheaper one. Same price, same twelve steps, same one client at a time. The only difference is which page you were reading when you decided to ask.
It is one person, not a service.
Yours, and nobody else's, for as long as this runs. One client at a time is the arithmetic that makes that true rather than a thing we say.
It is not medical care.
Not a doctor, not a clinic, not a detox, not a crisis line. If tonight is the problem, this is the wrong page and the wrong year. Get somebody who can pick up now.
It still does not buy acclimatisation.
$100,000 a month buys you a person, a plan, and somebody unimpressed telling you the truth. It does not buy red blood cells. Those take the weeks they take, in order, and there is no version of this where you skip one.

None of that is a reason not to ask. It is a reason to know what you are asking for.

What this is, in full

Three questions

Your name, one way to reach you, and what you want to ask. No card, no payment, nothing charged here.

Whatever we should call you on the phone.

An email address or a phone number. One is enough. If it is the assistant's, say so in the last box.

Two lines is plenty. Unsure is fine. Polished is not required.

Your name, the contact detail you leave and what you type go straight to us — by email, and into a private channel only we read. Resend delivers the email and the channel is Slack. The host that runs the site carries it through. Nobody else sees it. If it cannot be delivered, this form says so. No mailing list, no advertiser, no one else, and we store nothing else about you.